Lets start with the men shall we!
WHO ON GODS GREEN EARTH DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE?? The ones who think its acceptable to go out shagging anything with a pulse regardless of whether you’re in a relationship or not – You are VERMIN!! Your tiny green fungus filled willies will fall off if you don’t start watching who you stick them in!! You ‘Hit n Run’ or ‘Splash n Dash’ without a care in the world, not knowing who you’re diving into bareback, spreading your nasty STD’s all around the gaff!! HERE’S A LITTLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE FOR YOU FILTHY BOYS – Did you know that over 72% of the CAPITAL’S population (London for those who aren’t geographically aware) do not know that they have contracted an STI/STD of some kind??? Whether it be Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, they’re all out there you know!! How many of you can honestly say you’ve been tested in the last 6 months?? What makes it worse is that these days you don’t even need to have a stick shoved down your japseye, you can piss in a cup and get the results back in 5 days!! Hell if you’re that worried you could go the the rapid clinics spread across London and have a full M.O.T and get your results back in an hour!! Surely an hours wait in a clinic is better then god knows how long pissing razor blades and wiping pus from your weepy sores!! It’s not gonna be a pretty site when you wake up one morning and your helmet’s green!! JUST SORT IT OUUUUUT!!
Next onto the bullshitters, keeping this short and sweet – If I hear one more man say “You need someone who will treat you like the princess you are” I will jump in a cab to wherever you may be and stamp on your non-existent balls!! Because as all us ladies know, that is the biggest load of bollocks ever and the likeliness of you actually doing that is pretty slim. Just stop with the lies guys 🙂 They ain’t fooling anyone anymore.
Right I think that’s enough of badgering the boys, its time for the girls!!
LADIES LADIES LADIES, where do I actually begin!!
WHO IS GOING TO RESPECT YOU WHEN YOU DON’T RESPECT YOURSELVES!! Speaking from experience, self respect is a crucial thing to have if you’re ever going to get anywhere in this world!! If you go around not caring about what people think of you and not caring what problems you cause for others or the outcome once the damage is done, you are going to wind up very sad and very alone!! Bit by bit I destroyed myself from my mid-teens until the day I found out I was having my beautiful boy!! That is not a road I want to see anyone go down. If it wasn’t for him I would probably be a raving crackhead or possibly dead… Please just respect yourselves!! Don’t wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination, there is nothing worse then basically seeing what you’ve had for breakfast!! Remember the skirt should be longer than your vagina!! And don’t think the piece I gave the boys doesn’t relate to you also, don’t play games with people, its not big and its not clever!!
I’m finished now.
M x
Moaning Myrtle 