Bitch Get A Job If You Wanna Be RICH!!

Everyone knows the UK hands out benefits like a Selfridges girl hands out J’adore sprayed sticks – but when people start abusing the system and raping it for every penny they can get, that’s where I need to open my mouth and get factual!!

The benefit system was put in place to help people try and get back to work. It is not meant to be a permanent fixture, it is not a wage. As it stands, there are 5.7 million people claiming JSA/Income Support and 2.44 million claiming Disability/Incapacity/Carers allowance. That’s a total of over 8 million people getting hand outs from the government.

Now, I’m not going to sit here and act like I’m above benefits because as a single parent I do need help with things. But I can also say that I am one of the ones who want to go back to work and not have to live off of handouts. The government is too lenient on people aged between 21-39  when it comes to them going back to work and people are too quick to jump on any benefit they can find.

Job Seekers Allowance was put in place to help you while looking for work. It was not put in place so you could get comfortable at home while working people paid you with their taxes. 

Here’s a little sprig of knowledge for you – Did you know that Job Seekers Allowance used to be called Unemployment Benefit but the name was changed as it sounded like a benefit you got paid for not going to work!! By renaming it Job Seekers Allowance, it stopped it from sounding like a reward for laziness and started sounding like it was actually aimed to help you seek employment.

There are claimants out there who are receiving over £175 A WEEK for ONE child alone… That’s £9100 a year NOT INCLUDING Income Support or any other child they may be claiming for. That’s more than what some people get for a working wage!! I dread to think how much you receive in total!!

People who earn over £1000 per month receive zero help when it comes to things such as rent and council tax but people receiving benefits that sometimes exceed £1000 per month still get full help without the bat of a single eyelid. YEAH ‘COS THAT’S FAIR!!

The government are quick to lower pensions, taking money from the elderly to give to people with very little or no work ethics. It’s time to crack the whip!! People who claim extra benefits for whatever reason should be made to show proof of purchases that the money they have been awarded for, for whatever reason, is actually spent on the proper things needed…. and not just used as an extra wedge for shopping!!

Finishing this up now, I think it’s safe to say we live in a country where people would rather label their selves or their children as disabled or incapacitated, rather than get up off their lazy arses and look for work. This surge of spongers take away the rights from the people who truly need these benefits.

GET TO WORK YOU LAZY BUMS!!

It’s time to be ambitious!!

Fifty Shades Of Fucking/Lets Talk About Sex Baby

“Cos we can’t stop & we won’t stop”

Today we live in a world where sex is not as taboo as it once was…and that’s a beautiful thing!! With thousands of erotic books sweeping our nation, there has been a rise in sex toy sales and bondage equipment. Everyone’s a lot more inclined to get their ‘Christian Grey’ on and explore their kinkier side. Couples are exploring things with their partners that most people would of never dreamed about doing 10 years ago. Swinging and partner swapping has became more popular and the Soho sex scene is booming!! Things are just so much more relaxed, and a LOT more accepted.

I decided to pile together a mini survey for 10 random friends (who were open enough to discuss) and find out just exactly what they have got up to in the past and what they would be willing to try in the future, and the answers I got were actually quite shocking. Before the days of Christian Grey and Gideon Cross, only a handful of women would admit to wanting to be tied up or blindfolded, or lightly spanked, but since we heard that famous “Laters Baby” line its been all us kinky bitches seem to want to do. And men seem to be just as bad if not worse than us women!! I couldn’t believe how many men were turned on at the thought of having a powerless woman in the bedroom. One they could have their wicked way with over and over again without hearing them complain of a headache or not being in the mood!! It’s crazy!! But its fucking awesome!!

I thought it would be quite interesting to list the top 5 taboo situations that are deemed kinky as fuck now 🙂

1. Partner Swapping – Now if I’m honest, this one is not for me. I couldn’t picture myself in a scenario where my partner and I are getting down to it and then all of a sudden we’ve got to chop and change and get acquainted with another person… and the thought of actually watching my partner with someone else would make me sick to my stomach!! They’re mine, get your own!! 🙂

2. Roleplay (Aggressive) – Violent roleplay was a very common one that kept cropping up. Can kind of see why… The thought of being completely powerless just for them few short minutes yet completely trusting the person you’re with, that’s gotta feel sexy right??

3. Toys – Toys seem to be mandatory in most couples sex lives these days. If I’m honest, I don’t think any girl can say she hasn’t had or still got a sex toy floating about in her bedroom whether it be Love Eggs, a Bullet or The Megatron 5000 Delux. Sometimes they just “brighten” things up 🙂

4. Watching Porn Together – Now I remember the first time a guy asked me to watch porn with him, I was literally crawling in my skin. It physically made me cringe. But now a lot of couples enjoy indulging in a bit of pre-session porn before getting down to it. Its a wonderful thing 🙂

5. Exploring their curiosity – This can be a whole range of things. Can range from using different objects to exploring their bi sexual sides.

All of these things used to be frowned upon. Nobody would want to talk about their sex lives through fear of being called a slut or a whore but now its not so hidden. Girls will walk freely into an Ann Summers just the same as guys will and neither of them care about what others around them are thinking because in hindsight they’re actually not thinking anything anymore. Sex has become part of our everyday way of life and the things that were deemed ‘dirty’ or ‘x-rated’ are now just craved by everyone.

Personally I just want this relaxed way to get even more relaxed!! Let the good times roll (in the hay) 😉

 

If the shoe fits, then feel free to wear it!! WARNING : BAD LANGUAGE (LOADS OF IT)

Lets start with the men shall we!

WHO ON GODS GREEN EARTH DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE?? The ones who think its acceptable to go out shagging anything with a pulse regardless of whether you’re in a relationship or not – You are VERMIN!! Your tiny green fungus filled willies will fall off if you don’t start watching who you stick them in!! You ‘Hit n Run’ or ‘Splash n Dash’ without a care in the world, not knowing who you’re diving into bareback, spreading your nasty STD’s all around the gaff!! HERE’S A LITTLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE FOR YOU FILTHY BOYS – Did you know that over 72% of the CAPITAL’S population (London for those who aren’t geographically aware) do not know that they have contracted an STI/STD of some kind??? Whether it be Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, they’re all out there you know!! How many of you can honestly say you’ve been tested in the last 6 months?? What makes it worse is that these days you don’t even need to have a stick shoved down your japseye, you can piss in a cup and get the results back in 5 days!! Hell if you’re that worried you could go the the rapid clinics spread across London and have a full M.O.T and get your results back in an hour!! Surely an hours wait in a clinic is better then god knows how long pissing razor blades and wiping pus from your weepy sores!! It’s not gonna be a pretty site when you wake up one morning and your helmet’s green!! JUST SORT IT OUUUUUT!!

Next onto the bullshitters, keeping this short and sweet – If I hear one more man say “You need someone who will treat you like the princess you are” I will jump in a cab to wherever you may be and stamp on your non-existent balls!! Because as all us ladies know, that is the biggest load of bollocks ever and the likeliness of you actually doing that is pretty slim. Just stop with the lies guys 🙂 They ain’t fooling anyone anymore.

Right I think that’s enough of badgering the boys, its time for the girls!!

LADIES LADIES LADIES, where do I actually begin!!

WHO IS GOING TO RESPECT YOU WHEN YOU DON’T RESPECT YOURSELVES!! Speaking from experience, self respect is a crucial thing to have if you’re ever going to get anywhere in this world!! If you go around not caring about what people think of you and not caring what problems you cause for others or the outcome once the damage is done, you are going to wind up very sad and very alone!! Bit by bit I destroyed myself from my mid-teens until the day I found out I was having my beautiful boy!! That is not a road I want to see anyone go down. If it wasn’t for him I would probably be a raving crackhead or possibly dead… Please just respect yourselves!! Don’t wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination, there is nothing worse then basically seeing what you’ve had for breakfast!! Remember the skirt should be longer than your vagina!! And don’t think the piece I gave the boys doesn’t relate to you also, don’t play games with people, its not big and its not clever!!

I’m finished now.

M x